WHILE I WAS TAKING A CRAP

I took a crap right before taking a shower. The pasta and the grilled chicken sandwich with hot cocoa that I had yesterday, that's for sure. Strange though that half the crap went straight to the bottom of the toilet while the other half stayed on the surface... maybe the chicken went down and the pasta stayed up, or maybe, er, well, who knows.

It was also kind of difficult to wipe my a*s completely. I went through a lot of toilet paper until it came clean, well "clean" if you know what I mean.

Strange crap my friends to be honest with you... strange indeed.